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Here are the strangest police reports in Patch communities from this week.

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Here are the strangest police reports in Patch communities from this week.

Henry Enriquez is wanted for rape and gross sexual imposition based on the alleged sexual assault of a girl — who was under the age of 13 at the time — in Lakewood from January 3, 1992 through May 31, 1992.
This 5-bedroom, 5-and-half-bathroom, 5,800-square-foot home at 17208 Edgewater Drive was built in 1925.
This 4-bedroom, 5-and-half-bathroom, 10,000-square-foot home at 9225 Province Lane was built in 1998.
The school board recently gave a thumbs-up on an agreement that will allow the city to lease the land and maintain the baseball field.
The following information was supplied by the Brecksville Police Department. Where arrests or charges are mentioned, it does not indicate a conviction.
The lawsuit, filed by Patryk Szalasny in US District Court, claimed that he was wrongfully terminated from his positions as an ice-skating instructor.
From interim treasurer to principals and athletic director, there will be a lot of new faces in the school district this fall.
Because, after all, this is a town full of amazing artists.
Check out our interactive map of police incidents around Lakewood. Click on each marker to see the details.
The stretch of road is expected to reopen Aug. 13, just in time for school.
The city’s planning commission approved the first couple phases of the project in May. And on Tuesday, the plan took another step with council’s approval.
Superintendent Jeff Patterson said the final word on future of the property will be announced in the coming weeks.
“This is for all entrepreneurs, innovators or people who have had an idea and want to turn it into a business.”
The Rangers kick-off their season at home against Parma on Aug. 30.
Brecksville City Council authorized the city to apply for a $33,485 grant from the Ohio Department of Natural Resources to help pay for the removal of “dead or dying” ash trees.
When Mohammad Al-Nazer stopped by the Brecksville Police Department to get his car out of impound, one of the officers at the station recognized him.
The Brecksville-Broadview Heights football squad kicks off its season at home against Parma on Aug. 30.
The trees will be treated every other year to lessen “the visual and economic impact” of the removal of the ash trees — as well as keep the streets safe.
She was charged with fleeing, child endangerment and driving under suspension.