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There are some things bad guys should already know. This is our weekly roundup of weird crime in the burbs.

Email: David.Cotey@patch.com
Phone: (414) 248-6620
Hometown: South Milwaukee
Birthday: 1/26/1979
Bio: David Cotey comes to Patch after nearly a decade with NOW Newspapers (formerly CNI Newspapers), where he was a senior sports writer and editor for multiple communities, including Greenfield and Greendale.
The University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee alum is a multi-time Wisconsin Newspapers Association and Suburban Newspapers Association award winner. He and his wife Angela have two children: Hannah and Carson.
There are some things bad guys should already know. This is our weekly roundup of weird crime in the burbs.

A 24-year-old Greenfield woman is accused of taking blank checks from an Elm Grove man, writing them out to herself and then forging his signature.
Theodore Grenier, a 32-year-old Greenfield man, admitted to taking prescription drugs prior to driving on I-94 near 60th Street, according to the criminal complaint.
Brunner began his tenure with Greenfield on March 7, 1988.
Designer Shoe Warehouse and LongHorn Steakhouse, both in Greendale, are scheduled for April openings.
The restaurant is slated to open in late April, and several employment opportunities are available at 76th Street's newest addition.
Interior building renovations began in December, months after the Borders bookstore at the same location on 76th Street closed its doors.
Standing water forced the Division of Public Works to block off a section of the parkway.
The Greenfield, Wis. School Board could choose between Lynette Zimmer, current superintendent at Prairie Grove District 46, and Lisa Elliott as soon as next week.
Josh and Emily Waldoch want to open The Way Church in Greenfield or Greendale as early as October.
Josh and Emily Waldoch want to open The Way Church in Greenfield or Greendale as early as October.
A 30-year-old Franklin woman was caught trying to shoplift at Kohl's Department Store at Southridge, and now faces felony drug charges.
Carlton Johnson is facing more than 80 years of imprisonment after police say he robbed the Greenfield bank March 28 and a bank in West Milwaukee three weeks earlier.
The 27-year-old Milwaukee man refused to show a police officer identification or tell them his name and then resisted the officer.
Josh and Emily Waldoch want to open The Way Church in Greenfield or Greendale as early as October.
When it rains like it has this week, it looks like a stream separates yards on 122nd Street.
The Greenfield School Board could choose between Lynette Zimmer and Lisa Elliott as soon as next week.
An 18-year-old Franklin man and his buddies might have gotten away with egging a Greenfield woman's home, had he not left his wallet on her driveway.
The video shows Wildcat Creek flowing under Howard Avenue near 124th Street and the standing water throughout Kulwicki Park.
Elementary and middle school registration will take place online from April 15 to May 24. High school registration is scheduled from April 15 to June 17.