Some Friendly, Anonymous Advice To Soothe Winter Fury

Okay, so, it’s cold. It’s all wet and gross everywhere outside. It’s hard to find a place to park your car. Everyone is very, very tired of the situation. Especially the part about parking.

But let’s not all soil ourselves and throw weather-spawned tantrums just yet. An Imgur user spotted a few signs such as this posted around Somerville, and wisely shared a picture on social media. Now, frustrated motor vehicle owners in Boston and beyond have a handy guide for what to do if parking drama becomes so insufferable they find themselves contemplating doing something they’ll regret - bashing or slashing, for instance - to a fellow citizen’s windshield or tires.