I'm 5 mins Away From You

Romance scammers are funny. EspeciallY the ones you can't meet if even wanted to.

Every day, a few time a day, I get emails supposedly from ladies who love me and wand to meet me. Let me point this out first. I am Gay and all of my social media says so. If you're a straight gut getting these messages, don't fall for it. I get them too!

One variety of these is usually up to five emails in a row from a name like Emma saying I'll just say she's in heat and wants you to I'll say Cool her off. Uh sure.

Another type, with no introduction announces that she is 5 minutes (or some other time) away from you. Whose place and how does she know where you are?

My favorite are the ones who love me. Flattering but shouldn't we date a bit first?

There's no way to even stop these. A response only results in a message saying your message failed and continued emails. Ah well. The price of charm I guess.