Simone Wilson, Patch Staff
- Healdsburg, CA
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Simone Wilson is a NorCal-raised, LA-trained, MidEast-seasoned journalist and product manager for Patch.
Simone can be reached on Twitter at @simone_electra, or by email at simone.wilson@patch.com.
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New York City, NY|News|
Uber Driver 'Bathroom Crisis' Has Turned JFK Parking Lot Into Wasteland Of Pee Bottles
Ride-share drivers say their parking lot at JFK has become a "grim" wasteland of "half-filled bottles of questionable origin and odor."
Gramercy-Murray Hill, NY|News|
Watch: Raccoon, Real New Yorker, Risks Life And Limb To Ride NYC Subway
It's a miracle this little guy made it out of the MTA system alive.
Petaluma, CA|News|
The 'World's Ugliest Dog' Is A Mastiff Named Martha From Northern California
Martha beat out more than a dozen small, yippy types to clinch the title of World's Ugliest Dog for 2017.
Flint, MI|News|
Video: T-Rex Spotted Kayaking Through Storm-Ravaged Michigan Neighborhood
Tropical Storm Cindy was no match for T-Rex.
New York City, NY|News|
Tick Alert Issued For NYC: Tick-Borne Sickness On The Rise, Health Officials Say
It's officially tick season in the NYC area — and they're infecting a growing number of New Yorkers.
Petaluma, CA|News|
World's Ugliest Dog Contest At Sonoma-Marin Fair: See The 2017 Winner (And Losers)
Their owners still think they're beautiful.
Northfield, MN|News|
Anthony Promvongsa Police Beating: Video Shows Minnesota Cop Pummel Asian Man
Worthington cop Joe Joswiak's response was "disturbing and completely unnecessary," the ACLU says. And the victim calls it "demoralizing."
Nashville, TN|News|
Hilarious Slap Battle Between 2 Young Bucks Captured On Tennessee Trail Cam
Who would have known the white-tailed buck of backwoods Tennessee fights like a schoolgirl in a T-Rex suit?
Birmingham, AL|News|
Alabama Teacher Assigns Ann Coulter, 'Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder' As Summer Reading
Baldwin County's superintendent quickly sided with the liberal mob, squashing Gene Ponder's required book list as soon as it hit the 'net.
Birmingham, AL|News|
Alabama Church Folks Take Infant Child Out For Night Of Sin At Wild Beaver Saloon: Cops
Witnesses told cops that Shari Tremba, 42, was drinking, smoking and breastfeeding her small baby at the Indiana bar — all at the same time.
Southwest Minneapolis, MN|News|
Philando Castile Video: 'I Don't Want You To Get Shooted,' Little Girl Cries In Crushing New Cop Footage
The latest police footage released in the Philando Castile case isn't as bloody, but it's just as devastating.
White House, US|News|
Mystery Solved: What Jared Kushner's Voice Sounds Like
The silent voice of the president is silent no more.
Birmingham, AL|News|
VIDEO: Huge Alabama Shark Flops Onto Beach, Sends Kids Screaming
"That's odd," says the spokesman for Gulf Shores, a tiny Alabama beach town. "I've never really seen one flopping around so close to shore."
New York City, NY|News|
Trans Women Beaten During NYC Pride; Crazy Russian Mob Tales: Week In Review
Sixteen big local news stories you may have missed last week.
New York City, NY|News|
Squatters Seize NYC Hospital; New Legionnaires' Outbreak; Pigeon Poop Lawsuit: PM Digest
Plus: Pics of Penn Station's snazzy new concourse and Downtown Brooklyn's huge new food hall, and terrible news for 2/3 train commuters.
New York City, NY|News|
Marriott Elevator Death; NYPD Impersonator Sex Assault; Crazy Car Injures 9: PM Digest
Plus: A candidate for NYC mayor tells people to pee on de Blasio's house, and the city spends $2 million on a public toilet in Brooklyn.
New York City, NY|News|
Avocado Attack At NYC Bodega; Melting LaGuardia Runway; Elaborate 'Psychic' Scam: PM Digest
Also: Vox Media reporters freak out as thousands of bees swarm their Manhattan building, and dancers perform on the toxic Gowanus Canal.