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7 Really Dumb Conspiracy Theories Americans Actually Believe
Some Americans may latch onto conspiracy theories about “lizard people” and others to make sense of the pandemic-induced chaos around them.

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I left journalism for that brief 3-year period because I knew it would be an adventure – it was! – and worked as a freelance writer and consultant after that position was eliminated in 2010.
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Politics: I’m a registered independent. I will vote every time, regardless of party affiliation, for the individual with the best ideas to make our communities more livable.
Religion: I grew up attending the United Methodist Church in my small hometown. It was a great foundation that taught me most of what I believe is right and wrong. I believe in a supreme being. I respect others’ right to believe what they believe, as long as they’re not proselytizing on the taxpayer’s dime, and I think this whole business of seeing everyone who does good works as an angel or every marvelous outcome as a miracle cheapens both.
Some Americans may latch onto conspiracy theories about “lizard people” and others to make sense of the pandemic-induced chaos around them.

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