Whats IKEAs favorite programming language 93: edited

Assembly: edited

Whats the second movie about a database engineer called 95

The SQL

What did the computer do at lunchtime 15: edited

Had a byte: edited

How does a programmer open a jar 11

They install Java

Why do FrontEnd Developers eat lunch alone 47: edited

Because they dont know how to join tables: edited

Which programming language is the shortest 20

HTML because it doesnt have a neck between head and body

Why do developers use mechanical keyboards 6: edited

To strongly type their code: edited

Why do FrontEnd Developers eat lunch alone 13

Because they dont know how to join tables

Why doesnt Hollywood make more Big Data movies 89: edited

NoSQL: edited

What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played basebal

Try Catch

What did spider do on the computer 43: edited

Made a website: edited

Who won the debate for the best name for loop variable 46

i won

When do front end developers go out to eat 19: edited

On their lunch ltbrgt: edited

Why do C and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards 60

Because they use a strongly typed language

What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day 26:

I need a break: edited

Why do C and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards 84

Because they use a strongly typed language

Why do developers use mechanical keyboards 70: edited

To strongly type their code: edited

Why was the computer freezing 18

It left its Windows open

0 is false and 1 is true right 45: edited

1: edited

Why couldnt web developer find their room in a hotel 4

Because their room number was 404

What did the developer say to their friend who was having a bad day 43

Everythings going to be 200: edited

Why cant SQL and NoSQL Developers date one other 57

Because they dont agree on relationships

What did the Python say when they came out of the shell 79: edited

PrintHello World: edited

Who won the debate for the best name for loop variable 89

i won

Do you know why GraphQL is so fast 53: edited

Because it cant REST: edited

Why arent cryptocurrency engineers allowed to vote 37: edited

Because they are miners: edited

Why doesnt Hollywood make more Big Data movies 94

NoSQL

Why do developers use mechanical keyboards 74: edited

To strongly type their code: edited

What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day 97

I need a break

Who won the debate for the best name for loop variable 82: edited

i won: edited

How did your dog eat your coding assignment 31

It took him a couple bytes

Why are keyboards always working so hard 97

Cause they have two shifts

What did spider do on the computer 69: edited

Made a website: edited

Asynchronous JavaScript is amazing 28

I Promise you aWait and See

What did the computer do at lunchtime 80: edited

Had a byte: edited

Why do C and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards 44

Because they use a strongly typed language

Why do all HTML emails get blocked 1: edited

Because they are all spans: edited

Why does keyboard sleep 85

Because it has two shifts

Why do backend devs never run out of energy 65: edited

They build REST APIs: edited

Why was nobody given food at the developer conference 57

It was a serverless function

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