Why do Java programmers wear glasses 64

Because they dont C

Why do Java programmers wear glasses 18

Because they dont C

Why does keyboard sleep 29

Because it has two shifts

Whats the object oriented way to become rich 34

Inheritance

Why did the developer cancel their dinner plans 18

They were unable to fulfil peer dependencies

What accomodations did the JavaScript developer request at the hotel 2

A room with a Vue

Where do programmer dads store their jokes 14

In a dadabase

How does a programmer open a jar 4

They install Java

How do you stop a web developer stealing your stuff 90

Write 403 on it

Why dont bachelors like Git 14

Because they are afraid to commit

What did the Python say when they came out of the shell 83

PrintHello World

What does a baby computer call his father 27

Data

Why arent cryptocurrency engineers allowed to vote 21

Because they are miners

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites 39

A URLogist

Why are keyboards always working so hard 42

Cause they have two shifts

What did the computer do at lunchtime 27

Had a byte

What accomodations did the JavaScript developer request at the hotel 1

A room with a Vue

What did the Python say when they came out of the shell 10

PrintHello World

How do you comfort a JavaScript bug 3

You console it

Are computers dangerous 36

Nah they dont byte

What did the proud React component say to its child 61

Ive got to give you props

Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions 79

Because they dont want them playing with matches

Why do C and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards 39

Because they use a strongly typed language

Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions 24

Because they dont want them playing with matches

What did the computer do at lunchtime 76

Had a byte

Why do backend devs never run out of energy 96

They build REST APIs

A SQL query goes into a bar walks up to two tables and asks 29

Can I join you

Why did the developer cancel their dinner plans 39

They were unable to fulfil peer dependencies

Why do FrontEnd Developers eat lunch alone 49

Because they dont know how to join tables

Exercise for others 160 calories burned 2

Exercise for coders 60 bugs fixed

How do you stop a web developer stealing your stuff 40

Write 403 on it

What did spider do on the computer 53

Made a website

Where did the API go to eat 28

To the RESTaurant

Why did the document store go out of business 84

It has NoSQL

What did the fruit basket say to the developer 96

I hope youre ready for some pear programming

0 is false and 1 is true right 55

1

Why did the constant break up with the variable 53

Because they changed

What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played basebal

Try Catch

Whats the object oriented way to become rich 81

Inheritance

Why do all HTML emails get blocked 29

Because they are all spans

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