Why was nobody given food at the developer conference 81

It was a serverless function

Algorithm noun 66: edited

Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did: edited

Why are keyboards always working so hard 94

Cause they have two shifts

What did the Class say in court when put on trial 1

I strongly object

Whats the second movie about a database engineer called 64

The SQL

What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played basebal

Try Catch

Who won the debate for the best name for loop variable 51

i won

How do you know your baby is going to be a developer when they grow up

Their first word is Hello World

Why did the developer cancel their dinner plans 93

They were unable to fulfil peer dependencies

What did spider do on the computer 86

Made a website

Why do FrontEnd Developers eat lunch alone 93

Because they dont know how to join tables

What did the developer say to their friend who was having a bad day 10

Everythings going to be 200: edited

Why couldnt web developer find their room in a hotel 82

Because their room number was 404

Why was nobody given food at the developer conference 78: edited

It was a serverless function: edited

What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played basebal

Try Catch

Whats the second movie about a database engineer called 91

The SQL

Whats IKEAs favorite programming language 81: edited

Assembly: edited

What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played basebal

Try Catch

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites 43

A URLogist

What did the Class say in court when put on trial 63

I strongly object

How do you stop a web developer stealing your stuff 56

Write 403 on it

How did your dog eat your coding assignment 53: edited

It took him a couple bytes: edited

Why do backend devs never run out of energy 38

They build REST APIs

Whats the second movie about a database engineer called 11: edited

The SQL: edited

Why did the constant break up with the variable 65

Because they changed

Why was the computer freezing 38

It left its Windows open

While there is code 34: edited

There is bug: edited

While there is code 6

There is bug

Why do C and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards 98: edited

Because they use a strongly typed language: edited

A SQL query goes into a bar walks up to two tables and asks 81

Can I join you

What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day 17:

I need a break: edited

Asynchronous JavaScript is amazing 23: edited

I Promise you aWait and See: edited

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites 67

A URLogist

Why do all HTML emails get blocked 19: edited

Because they are all spans: edited

Do you know why GraphQL is so fast 5

Because it cant REST

What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day 49:

I need a break: edited

Why did the developer cancel their dinner plans 79

They were unable to fulfil peer dependencies

What does a baby computer call his father 56

Data

What did JavaScript call his son 77: edited

JSON: edited

Where do programmer dads store their jokes 39

In a dadabase