Why do Java programmers wear glasses 80

Because they dont C

Why does keyboard sleep 30

Because it has two shifts

Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions 52

Because they dont want them playing with matches

Why was the computer freezing 36

It left its Windows open

Got any funny DNS jokes 33

Yeah but It may take 24 hours to get it

Why are keyboards always working so hard 14

Cause they have two shifts

Why did the computer keep sneezing 64

It has a virus

A SQL query goes into a bar walks up to two tables and asks 8

Can I join you

Whats the object oriented way to become rich 32

Inheritance

Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions 11

Because they dont want them playing with matches

Why do FrontEnd Developers eat lunch alone 82

Because they dont know how to join tables

Why do programmers prefer dark mode 72

Because light attracts bugs

Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions 99

Because they dont want them playing with matches

How do you know your baby is going to be a developer when they grow up

Their first word is Hello World

When do front end developers go out to eat 97

On their lunch ltbrgt

Why do developers use mechanical keyboards 57

To strongly type their code

What accomodations did the JavaScript developer request at the hotel 1

A room with a Vue

What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played basebal

Try Catch

Are computers dangerous 92

Nah they dont byte

What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played basebal

Try Catch

How do you know your baby is going to be a developer when they grow up

Their first word is Hello World

Where did the API go to eat 33

To the RESTaurant

Why do FrontEnd Developers eat lunch alone 45

Because they dont know how to join tables

Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions 26

Because they dont want them playing with matches

Why are machine learning models so fit 53

Because they do weight training

Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions 44

Because they dont want them playing with matches

Why do developers use mechanical keyboards 85

To strongly type their code

Who won the debate for the best name for loop variable 96

i won

What did the computer do at lunchtime 83

Had a byte

How does a programmer open a jar 34

They install Java

What did the computer do at lunchtime 24

Had a byte

What are clouds made of 45

Mostly linux servers

What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day 64

I need a break

Why did the constant break up with the variable 60

Because they changed

What did the Class say in court when put on trial 96

I strongly object

What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played basebal

Try Catch

Why are machine learning models so fit 5

Because they do weight training

While there is code 31

There is bug

What are clouds made of 89

Mostly linux servers

How does a programmer open a jar 15

They install Java

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