Why cant SQL and NoSQL Developers date one other 43

Because they dont agree on relationships

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb 90

None Its a hardware issue

What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day 30

I need a break

What accomodations did the JavaScript developer request at the hotel 4

A room with a Vue

Why did the computer keep sneezing 78

It has a virus

Why does keyboard sleep 17

Because it has two shifts

0 is false and 1 is true right 83

1

Why do programmers prefer dark mode 36

Because light attracts bugs

Why did the computer keep sneezing 22

It has a virus

What did JavaScript call his son 53

JSON

Why did the constant break up with the variable 63

Because they changed

Why are machine learning models so fit 24

Because they do weight training

Why do backend devs never run out of energy 97

They build REST APIs

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites 14

A URLogist

Why did the developer go broke 63

Because they used up all their cache

Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions 99

Because they dont want them playing with matches

Why did the functions stop calling each other 60

Because they had constant arguments

Do you know why GraphQL is so fast 40

Because it cant REST

What is a programmers favorite hangout place 82

Foo Bar

What did JavaScript call his son 13

JSON

What did JavaScript call his son 13

JSON

Why did the document store go out of business 44

It has NoSQL

What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day 53

I need a break

Why do all HTML emails get blocked 94

Because they are all spans

Why couldnt web developer find their room in a hotel 52

Because their room number was 404

Why dont parents teach their kids about regular expressions 69

Because they dont want them playing with matches

Why do assembly level programmers need to know how to swim 91

Because they work below C level

Why do all HTML emails get blocked 88

Because they are all spans

What did the proud React component say to its child 53

Ive got to give you props

Which programming language is the shortest 77

HTML because it doesnt have a neck between head and body

Why do C and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards 75

Because they use a strongly typed language

When do front end developers go out to eat 69

On their lunch ltbrgt

What did the fruit basket say to the developer 48

I hope youre ready for some pear programming

Whats the second movie about a database engineer called 80

The SQL

What did the Class say in court when put on trial 30

I strongly object

What did the Python say when they came out of the shell 75

PrintHello World

Why do assembly level programmers need to know how to swim 43

Because they work below C level

Where do programmer dads store their jokes 46

In a dadabase

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Why was nobody given food at the developer conference 49

It was a serverless function