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About Chris

Email: Chris.Caesar@patch.com

Phone: 781-606-4139

Hometown: Hampton, NH

Birthday: July 5

Beat: Editor for Malden Patch

Chris was born in New York but moved to his adopted hometown of Hampton, NH when he was nine years old. He's taken the whole New England thing wicked friggin' serious ever since.

He graduated from Clark University with a degree in international relations and philosophy, and has masqueraded as a journalist ever since, in both Southern California and New Hampshire.

This is a major plus, as he possesses no other marketable skills.

Your Beliefs:

“Facts are stubborn things.” - John Adams

At Patch, we promise always to report the facts as objectively as possible and otherwise adhere to the principles of good journalism.

However, we also acknowledge that true impartiality is impossible because human beings have beliefs. So in the spirit of simple honesty, our policy is to encourage our editors to reveal their beliefs to the extent they feel comfortable.

This disclosure is not a license for us to inject our beliefs into stories or to dictate coverage according to them. In fact, the intent is the opposite: we hope that the knowledge that your beliefs are on the record will cause you to be ever mindful to write, report and edit in a fair, balanced way.

And if you ever see evidence that we failed in this mission, please let us know.

Politics:

“Politics is the shadow cast on society by big business.” - John Dewey

"Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed." - I.F. Stone

I am a left-leaning libertarian, in the sense that I want to preserve human liberty but also envision a free society in which we progressively tax the rich – sorry, rich dudes. Basically, I want the government and other institutions to stay the hell out of my personal life, and also feel international corporations will be more of a threat to liberty in the long-run than any government.

I have voted for Nader in every Presidential election, though the votes were in Massachusetts and California – had I lived in a swing state, I admit it would've been a harder decision.

Religion:

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." - Nietzsche

I'm an agnostic atheist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnostic_atheism), or as Richard Dawkins once summarized: “I am agnostic only to the extent that I am agnostic about fairies at the bottom of the garden.”

That being said, I am always up for a friendly discussion about the metaphysical, and have a long-standing invitation to any proselytizer at my doorstep to come inside for a cup of coffee.

Posting Activity

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Malden High Gun Scare Caused by Water Pistol

"You can't take any of this stuff lightly today," Superintendent David DeRuosi said. The student will face internal disciplinary action.

Malden High Gun Scare Caused by Water Pistol
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State Says Mystic Valley Regional Lacks Transparency, Denies Expansion

Citing a “clear record of insularity and opaque decision making,” officials also placed remedial conditions on the school's charter, the Boston Globe reports. Chairman and Malden City Councillor Neil Kinnon suggests the move is political.

State Says Mystic Valley Regional Lacks Transparency, Denies Expansion
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No Bail for Malden Stabbing Suspect

Amber Rabelo, 24, of Malden was charged with armed assault with intent to murder and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.

No Bail for Malden Stabbing Suspect
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Police Arrest Bank Robbery Suspect

Robert Grover, 39, of Grover Street in Malden faces an alleged charge of intimidation to steal from a depository.

Police Arrest Bank Robbery Suspect
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City Apologizes to Parents, Students About School Opening

"Sometimes you get it right, other times not," the City's Facebook account announced Friday afternoon. What did you think of their decision? Did you keep your kids home or send them to school?

City Apologizes to Parents, Students About School Opening
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YOUR TURN: Should We Publish Arrest Logs?

Those arrested are presumed innocent, but their identities are public record. Tell us: Is it worth publishing every name, or should Malden Patch just focus on major arrests?

YOUR TURN: Should We Publish Arrest Logs?
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Possible Blue Bag Reforms Unveiled This Month

Mayor Gary Christenson's committee exploring alternatives to the city's "Pay As You Throw" program will make an announcement about their findings later this month. What improvements would you like to see?

Possible Blue Bag Reforms Unveiled This Month
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FIVE THINGS: Snow!

5 things you need to know today, Friday, March 8.

FIVE THINGS: Snow!
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New Minor League Football Team Cancels Season

A Facebook post from the "Boston Freedom Fighters" indicates the team's inaugural season, planned at MacDonald Stadium this summer, has been postponed until 2014.

New Minor League Football Team Cancels Season
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FIVE THINGS: Snow!

5 things you need to know today, Thursday, March 7

FIVE THINGS: Snow!
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Councillor Lucey: I Will Not Seek Re-Election

The councillor-at-large shared the news at Tuesday night's city council meeting, the first public announcement about November's city council elections.

Councillor Lucey: I Will Not Seek Re-Election
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UPDATE: Hess to Stay Open

The company will instead focus on oil production and exploration.

UPDATE: Hess to Stay Open